I need to cleanse my body. Too much sugar and not enough sleep makes me crazy...crazier.
I don't think I'm going to do a Beyonce master cleanse or a raw food cleanse so I've come up with my own:
No soda pop (which will be horribly difficult because I am addicted.)
No sugar (refined)
No white bread/pasta/rice
Keep booze to a minimum (let's be serious, I plan to drink in the next ten days. I have a concert to go to for gosh-darn-sakes.)
I think my parents are going batty in their old age. As we sat at the dinner table Franklin, the cat, kept on pawing at my dad, begging for food. My dad looked down at him and said, "No Frank...Frank. FRANK. no." He proceeded to take a bit of his food then said again, "Go away Franklin. I don't have time for this." We have three cats, Franklin, Sydney and Pepper, but my dad refers to all the cats as "Frank". When he doesn't know the name of the television show I'm watching he asks, "What is this mickey mouse t.v.?"
Now, my mother. Don't get me started on that lovely lady. We were sitting at the kitchen table (once again) and the cat was eating a potato chip. She wanted to film it. A cat. Eating a chip. Why? She also takes pictures of flowers and films the bunny rabbits that sometimes hang out in our backyard. She constantly knits and her hearing is going. Let me give you an example:
Stephan- Richard wants to see Shutter Island
Mom- What movie? Cheddar Isle?
Stephan- Cheddar?
Mom- Did you say cheddar or chowder?
Me- Yes, stephan is going to see a movie about cheese and soup.
really, c'mon mom.
I have also gone a little loopy because of my essays. Writing my essay usually means reading a sentence 2-3 times then playing a couple games of spider solitaire while listening to weird al on repeat. I'm cool....really I am (in my head).
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