I have gotten into a routine. I wake up every day at 8:35am. If I sleep in any longer I start to get the symptoms of restless leg syndrome (Wikipedia it). I watch about an hour of television; half an hour dedicated to Glutton for Punishment and half an hour for Taking it Off. I don’t particularly like the show Taking it Off but that doesn’t stop me from watching it every morning. The rest of the day is an overall bore composed of monotonous tasks. I read, I draw, I take a mid-afternoon nap, I check fourfour.com, I pet my cats and I study (a tiny bit).
By the time it hits 5pm I make my way to the couch to watch Compass, which is Prince Edward Islands News channel. I don’t live in P.E.I. nor do I ever plan to. It’s like Canada’s equivalent of Florida; you go there for a vacation or to retire. Yet, I am a faithful watcher of Compass. Following Compass I usually play a rousing game of scrabble. It’s typically just my cousin and I playing against each other. To further emphasize how pathetic I am I had to pay my little brother five dollars to play one game of scrabble. This is no joke. I literally paid him. At least it got him away from World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft…yeah I don’t get it. The whole role-playing computer game thing seems like it would lead to an adult-life where one would not be satisfied in the bedroom unless their husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend were dressed as an elf or warlock. World of Warcraft and 4chan. I don’t get it.
Yesterday at 9:30pm Kelly texted me to go out with her. 9:30pm on a Wednesday I am in my pajamas watching Supersize vs. Superskinny (or Superskinny vs. Supersize). Beside it being the middle of the week and the fact that I was in my pajamas I also had a bowl of oatmeal and it wasn’t sitting in my stomach right. I don’t really know where I’m going with this but compared to most people my life seems as dull as ditch water.
So whatchu gonna go about it Willis? I don’t know? I guess I could be more productive. I do have some summer plans. Make a film, take some photos, mail the 7 gifts that have been sitting on my dresser for the last month and a half. I think for the next two week, for my own purposes, I am going to eat the same thing for breakfast lunch and dinner. I’ll probably get sick of it after two days.
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